Kurt: I tried watching porn and it was horrifying
Kurt: I fantasize about having sex with Taylor Lautner
Kurt: I have intense fantasies about buying jewelery
Kurt: Sometimes I wanna rip all our clothes off and fuck, don’t you?
Blaine: But fapping
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boys are so cute and they dont know they’re so cute so they smile and smirk and cock their heads to the side and smile at you and they bite their lips and when they stretch, you can see their stomach, and that little line of hair going to their belly button and down to their crotch and some of them run their fingers through their hair and make it all messy on purpose and sometimes their hands are really big and that makes me happy